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Хихихи, Миннесотские шутки.
Jul. 22nd, 2004 09:53 amЕсли кто не поймет, приглашаю вас навестить наш штат!
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8 inches
of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might
live in Minnesota.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year
because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live
in Minnesota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you
might live in Minnesota.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might
live in Minnesota.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you
might live in Minnesota.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you
might live in Minnesota. ( more minnesota jokes )
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8 inches
of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might
live in Minnesota.
If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year
because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live
in Minnesota.
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you
might live in Minnesota.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might
live in Minnesota.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you
might live in Minnesota.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you
might live in Minnesota. ( more minnesota jokes )
